“I think Bloomberg did wonderful in the debate.” Mayor Feeney says atop his throne of Bloomberg Bucks

This morning, we sat down with Mayor Luke Feeney to discuss his feelings about the 9th Democratic Presidential Debate that aired the other night in Las Vegas. Feeney, who recently publicly endorsed Mike Bloomberg a few weeks ago. 

“I think Bloomberg did wonderful in the debate.” Mayor Feeney says atop his throne of Bloomberg Bucks. “Listen, I know he has a bit of a rough past, but I think since he’s been donating A LOT to the Democratic Party to help us combat Trump, I believe he’d be a good fit.” Feeney said as he admired his newly acquired Cat’s eye ruby.

Since his endorsement, Feeney has been brutally attacked online for his decision. “I get it. I really do. I didn’t endorse him for any kind of favor or anything. I did it to help people here. My main mission is helping the citizens here in Chillicothe.” Mayor Feeney said as we boarded a privatized airship deemed “BlimpBerg”

We soared upon the clouds, looking down at the Chillicothe city scape as Feeney discussed the prominent future for Chillicothe.

“I’ll be frank with you. Even if Bloomberg doesn’t win the nomination, I will vote for whoever get it. It’s important that we just get Trump out of office. But enough of politics. Caviar? Gordon Ramsey made it fresh this morning.” Feeney said smiling as he offered us a bowl of caviar, as a treat.

We circled the city a few more times and ate caviar as Bruce Springsteen played an acoustic version of “Thunder Road”. For more updates on the election, subscribe to our paper. 

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